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•    There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who do not. •    If at first you do not succeed, call it version 1.0 •    I am not anti-social; I am just not user friendly •    My software never has bugs. It just develops random features •    Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF, and my entire base belongs to you •    In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows? •    Hand over the calculator, friends do not let friends derive drunk •    I would love to change the world, but they will not give me the source code •    Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue... •    The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. Therefore, I installed LINUX •    A penny saved is 1.39 cents earned, if you consider income tax •    UNIX, DOS and...