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“There are 10 kinds of people in the world: Those that know binary & those that don’t” * * *  Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?” The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.” * * *  Software is like sex: It’s better when it’s free. * * *  Q: how many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: none, that’s a hardware problem * * *  “Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” very long pause…. “Java.” * * *  A physicist, an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed. The car was getting faster and faster, they were struggling to get round the corners and once or twice only the feeble crash barrier saved them from crashing down the side of the mountain. They were sure they were all going to die, when suddenly they spotted an escape lane. They pulled into the escape lane, and came safely to a halt. The physicist said “We need to mode...